Bonjour!

I have to say you look totally badass! I mean I’m a badass too so I can recognize the other ones and well…I’m an atheist, social anarchist and feminist (I wish women could go back to the time where they were happy in the kitchen, now it’s too complicated for them with kids and work ! ). You can bake, you won’t be annoyed with religious stuff, you will work so you can bring home some money while I play video games, I won’t let you read or watch retarded books and movies so you won’t embarrass me when my friends come to visit. You’re name sounds sexy so you don’t have to change it for my fantasies. You won’t make my ears bleed with the wrong kind of music…and you’re not half bad looking (great bust in order to feed my kids). So let’s get married! I’ll give you half-french kids which is pretty classy for the usa!

Best staring at your boobs,
Jake.