Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter? Because you look sweet and delicious

Things I enjoy: Hearing you moaning in pleasure, or telling me where and how you wants it, is an incredible turn-on. One of my favorite things to do in bed is to give long, slow, sensual oral to climax. I’m a giver in bed, and want to know you feel well-pleasured. Deep, slow, prolonged fucking while we stay on the edge of stimulation just before orgasm, with lots of licking, suckling, nibbling, and caressing, is what I love the most. I am also a massage therapist, and would love to share my gifts with you

Looking forward to hearing from you

Would you hook up with a married guy? You’re cute like a little mouse. Wanna play a game? And no its not sexual, before you think that’s what I was insinuating, perv! My penis is less than 3 inches, but I have some huge balls. Could this still work?

Hey sexy lady, How are you doing tonight? Can you believe that you are one of the few lucky woman to get a message from me? Lol I normally don’t send messages out to women because I get so many on a daily basis, aren’t you so lucky, lol. You must be proud. Listen, this is not your average message and I’m definitely not your ordinary and average man. Upscale, prime, masculine, sexy and confident is what I am. A man of real substance. Unlike the rest of chumps on here… I know what I want and I usually get it But that is not to say I want you. So here it is babe, lol. I read your profile and a few things have caught my attention and delighted me (your eyes, smile, and glow).. I’m a little interested (congratulations), so this is your opportunity to connect and get to know me and me to know you…I’m a one-of-a-kind MAN. Say goodbye to them other clowns on here babe, lol. You may not want this chance to slip you by.. Looking forward to hearing from you hun..

How’s your day? Idk what you look for but I’m funny cool to hang out with smart ambitious affectionate great kisser and a real nice 9 inch cock. Have a good one!

O hello there madam;) how are u? May i have the honour to talk to u?:) hmmmm i must say u look stunning;) mmmmm may i fantasize over u? U sitting on my face while i lick u deeeep;) mmmmm
I deeply regret that it is my unfortunate duty to bring it to your
attention that you are above and beyond our maximum standards for
looks. You are clearly a 9/10 and here on ok cupid we only
allow 6/10 maximum.

Your account will be CLOSED unless you reply to this message with
your name, phone number, your favorite flower, how many Cheetos you
can fit in your mouth at once (just curious) and if you prefer
Chinese or Italian cuisine. This is very serious business and I
would advise you not to take my message lightly or you might anger
my boss Poseidon, the lord of the seas.

Cheers

Alex

You are extremely beautiful I have a large cock, let’s talk

Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s day? HOT AS FUCK!

Bonjour!

I have to say you look totally badass! I mean I’m a badass too so I can recognize the other ones and well…I’m an atheist, social anarchist and feminist (I wish women could go back to the time where they were happy in the kitchen, now it’s too complicated for them with kids and work ! ). You can bake, you won’t be annoyed with religious stuff, you will work so you can bring home some money while I play video games, I won’t let you read or watch retarded books and movies so you won’t embarrass me when my friends come to visit. You’re name sounds sexy so you don’t have to change it for my fantasies. You won’t make my ears bleed with the wrong kind of music…and you’re not half bad looking (great bust in order to feed my kids). So let’s get married! I’ll give you half-french kids which is pretty classy for the usa!

Best staring at your boobs,
Jake.

Tiff,

After a quick look around you profile, I want you to know: I’ve already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful memories…you’ll always have a special place in my heart.
Your ex-husband,

James

PS: You can keep the beach house in Florida, as long as I can have the dog and my body building trophies back. Deal?